In church today we were learning a lesson on grattitude. Or, I should say, we were hearing a lesson on grattitude. The subject turned to children and the most adorable story surfaced. Often these stories are out of context, embarassing, doctrinally unsound and prejudicial to good order and discipline. This one was simply unrelated to the topic at hand, otherwise very funny.
It seems a brother had been teaching his daughter about tithing. He gave his four-year-old ten pennies and then asked her to give one to the Lord as tithing. She agreed readily and walked away happily. He thought this went well until later when he walked past her bedroom and heard her laughing and saying, 'Ha ha, Jesus! I have nine and you only have one!' Kids today.
This was a real crowd pleaser.
Michael, Jr. made his own funny on the way home in reference to the fact that we haven't had cable since he was two and had forgotten what commercials were. He has since relearned. Today on the way home from church he asked if he could watch something. Then he said, 'Whenever we turn on the TV there is a commercial on, and when we don't turn it on there is a cartoon on. I am getting tired of this!'
Kids. You know I love 'em! -Mike, Sr.
Sunday, 4 May 2008
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2 comments:
Too funny! That's why you get a DVR! The best $5 we spend a month!
Kids are hilarious!! They definitely keep us on our toes.
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