Sunday 20 June 2010

Fort Adams, Newport, RI

Well, I am up here all alone in Newport. No Honey, no Boys. It is not much fun. We bust our buns on these classes day in and day out. The other night I fell asleep working on the next days reading assignment, after about 4 hours of Review and Discussion questions. It is a real grind. Luckily the weekends are ours. I slept in on Saturday and a guy who brought his car pulled me out of my funk and we drove around Historic Downtown Newport for a while.

We ended up at Fort Adams, named after John Adams, and took a one hour tour. We saw the construction, heard how they lived, saw the impenetrable walls, and then learned that it had never once been attacked. I am putting in a few pix, but you cannot imagine until you see it how massive it is. I am sure they leaked the plans to the British and it was never attacked because they knew it would never work. Anyway, I guess Dolly Madison could have used one of these on the Potomac!


This is an example of the huge cannons they were using. This one fired a 24 pound ball, the bigger ones did 32 pounders.


This was what they called the 'Three Tiers of Firepower' where on the top level they fired for the masts and rigging, the mid-level was for the decks, and the bottom they went for the waterline. Later, during World War II they changed these to a movie theatre, a pool hall, and a bowling alley. That's when they started calling this, I am not making this up, the 'Country Club of the US Army'.

The walls were thick enough to stop people, and I think the guide described every area outside the gates as a 'killing field.' He did it so often I started looking at the kids in the group to see if they were scared. They weren't, of course. Then he showed us these 'listening tunnels' to see how they stopped people from tunneling under the walls. They were very dark, dripping wet, and reminded me of the Cask of Amontillado.

This is the upper level of tunnels where they had loopholes for creating the 'killing fields', the next level down was much darker, and they wouldn't take us in the level below that, but, you get the point. The cielings were an easy six feet, then down to five, then lower in the lowest tunnels. They used over 4 million bricks in this fort. Gotta go, love you all, when you come up we will go here. The tour guide rocked.

Friday 16 April 2010

This is Ultra Cool

Well, I mean it. This is ultra cool. Desiree is pregnant! This is the first Ultrasound. She is about eight weeks along.




Obviously we don't know what the baby will be, but we will be happy with either. Although, Desiree has said that if it is another boy it will be the last one, and we will just go out and adopt some girls to back her up!




Anyway, love you all and hope to bring the baby back later this year to share babysitting duties! One more Monteith. We are Monteith, resistance is futile!

Sunday 7 March 2010

Okinawa Marathon

Well, it is all over but the groaning. I, Mike, Sr. completed my first marathon, the Okinawa Marathon, a full 26.2 Miles (42.195 Kilometers for the scientifically minded) and it was a bear. The hills were beastly going from 0 to over three hundred feet, with some climbs being as much as 200 feet in just a few kilometers.

These are the elevation charts. With all the ups and downs the total amount climbed is way over the highest elevation reached, which was just 360 ft.

Here is my action shot, coming through Kadena, I am sweaty and geared for running. I did not pee my pants! You can see I stand out from most of the crowd, not just because of my buttoned shirt. I got a good sunburn on my face, but my arms and neck were well protected. Half the race was in cloudy/rainy conditions, the second half was sunny and warm, but not too hot.

Well, I made about 14 miles before I stopped continuous running. After that I took water breaks of one to two minutes and then ran to the next station (3 miles in between). Around the 18th mile my left knee started to feel like it was being stabbed. I went to 5 minutes walk and 10 running. Also I got icyhot sprayed on my knee every few miles by volunteers. Then with about 3 miles left I went down to five walking and five running. The pain was quite bad. But I finished in 5:37 by my stopwatch, although the official time was 5:45 due to the amount of time from the real start to when I crossed the line.

I was #11744 which meant I started at the back of the pack. After the starting cannons and fireworks I waited about 15 minutes to even walk to the gate. It was like running a marathon inside a Chinese subway train (they are quite packed). I had a great time, despite the pain at the end, and am left with a feeling of a real accomplishment. And with about 24 hours of recovery time under my belt I am sure this is not my last marathon. I would like to run at least one more, and I think it will be the Shamrock in Virginia Beach, VA. I love Virginia Beach and would like to try a marathon with mostly level surface to see how that would affect my time.

Right now I am just waiting for my knee to go back to normal size. Love you all bunches.

Monday 8 February 2010

Ryukyu Mura

Entering Ryuky Mura
Traditional Okinawan kimonos
Our 3D glasses to watch a habu snake and mongoose fight on film. It is illegal now to have live fights.
Shisa dogs keep bad demons out and the good ones in.
A king and queen of ancient Okinawa.

Friday 15 January 2010

Viewer Discretion is Advised! (Subtitled: Just Like in 'Nam)

Well, I was on the phone the other day when I looked out the window at our neighbor's house and saw an ambulance, a fire truck, and a patrol unit! I was worried, not only because it's our neighbor, and one of my home teaching families, but because Desiree and the boys were over there playing after school. So I ran over and what to my wondering eyes should appear, but a miniature child and a bunch of blood!

Zachary was the victim of what we call 'the rough and tumble' and hit his head on the corner of a wall. There was quite a bit of blood as you can see. The responders from Base Medical said he was fine though and barely had a lump. He didn't have to go to the hospital, but he and Mommy needed a bath and a change of clothes to get rid of the evidence. Here are some great shots. Not for the faint of heart!


Michael's Tooth

Michael, Jr. lost his first tooth! One day it was loose, and the next day it came out at Burger King. When it first got loose he suggested we tie it to a door and slam it like on TV! We just told him to wait. What a big boy.

Saturday 9 January 2010

China

Well, we went to China. I have to say it was pretty amazing. What you may find more amazing is that I ever got around to blogging it. The secret is, the computer is back at the bottom of the stairs. We may be blogging more often now that I don't have to walk up a flight of stairs to do it! Lazy! Oh well. Here are a few pics to get you in the mood, and then Desiree is making an album on her Facebook page with a lot more.


While we were there we met with President Obama during his visit. The kids wouldn't shake hands with him 'cause Mom is a Republican. Quite embarassing.


Desiree met Jackie Chan and thought about trading up. But couldn't get a better deal than eternity!


This was in Tiananmen Square with the famous huge picture of Chairman Mao in the background. General Tsao was nowhere to be found.


This is the Sacred Road of the Ming Tombs, it was amazingly peaceful. Even more amazing since Mike, Jr. and Zach were there! It was one of our favorite places and was lined with statues of animals and soldiers.


The Great Wall was the crown of the trip. We want to go back and climb again. It was amazing to think of all the work and lives that went into this, for good or ill. The Chinese call it the longest tomb in the world. Desiree and I hope it was not just a once in a lifetime opportunity.


This was in Xi An, where thousands of terracotta warriors were buried to escort some emperor to wherever he went. It was pretty cool.


Here is how tourists ham up the emperor's sacred guard. There's one of me around here somewhere also!


These were not the same place, just in the same direction, but Chinese signs were a laugh a minute!


Check out this sign outside the Government Headquarters! Just kidding, it was outside some palace, but still quite funny, and I think it is supposed to say no 'loud' speaking.


This was just a cool building in a fairly popular style in Shanghai.

If you are going to China, go to Beijing. It has the most, best, memorable stuff. Favorites were the Sacred Road, the Great Wall, and the Pearl Market (not just pearls). We had a great time, and wished you were all there with us. More posts to come . . . eventually.